Ms. Aiken looking not fierce.

OK, I know he's kind of a celebrity, but why is Clay Aiken so ugly?  Adding insult to injury is that his friends are really hot!  I don't get it.  You'd think that he'd have some kind of stylist (read: new gay friend) who could help him out a bit.  Back on Idol he was a little funny looking, but not ugly.

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Final Thought: Happy Birthday, New York!  The big 27!  Are you still around?

I Love New York 2 Finale

Upon visiting a plantation in Jamaica with Buddha, New York exclaims, "This is the 21st century.  I don't need to be pickin' no cotton."  Then, after riding a horse across a river, her relief is expressed because, "it just felt so good to be back on earth...  Or land..."  Amazing.

I am just now watching the finale episode and so far it's knocking my socks off.  Is New York ever sober?  Has Taylor Made ever lived a day without visiting a tanning bed?  Is muscle-bound Buddha completely terrified of Sister Patterson?  No.  No.  Yes.

In the end, she chooses Taylor Made.  Buddha is not trustworthy enough for New York, and Sister P HATES him.  Taylor Made is a complete loser, but whatever.  I don't think they will last too long and I'm quite surprised that there aren't any headlines about them right now...  Oh well.

Sunday Night is for Reality TV!

Sooo much happened tonight! After watching The Hillz special, I caught MTV just in time for I Love New York 2. It was a turbulent episode in which the final four contestants' families came to the house to meet New York. Well, it was a fiasco, especially between Sister Patterson and Entertainer's mother. At the first dinner, Sister P was completely stoned, barely able to shake anyone's hand or say more than "hello." What a joke! Then, at a later dinner (cooked by New York [you couldn't pay me to eat that]), Sister P really went off to Entertainer's mother, proclaiming that her hair "look like [she's] wearin’ a beaver’s ass on [her] head." Completely funny, completely rude, yet completely true. At the end of the show, Entertainer was sent home. Not shocking. At this point, I have a feeling she'll pick Buddha.

Next, I tuned in to E! for the season premier of The Girls Next Door. I love that show, seriously. I think I would be a great addition to that house, too; all of those girls are SO fierce and SO funny. It was basically the same shenanigans for the girls, complete with a 4th of July send-off celebration for a bunch of Marines.

E! knew that people would tune in for Girls, so directly after it was the series premier of Snoop Dogg's Father Hood. I predicted that it would be bad, but I really had no idea. My friend Libby told me via text message that she's sick of seeing "spoiled rich kids" on TV, but I'm not. However, these kids aren't that cool and Snoop is not that important to the pop culture scene anymore. Anyhow, there were three good things about the show: 1. Snoop's daughter who is totally cute; 2. Snoop vacuuming the house; and 3. a preview of the season including a phone call from David Beckham. I sincerely hope that Snoop and Becks don't become friends; I really can't see Posh letting that happen, though.

Final Thought: America's Most Smartest Model is down to two contestants: Andre and VJ. VJ is sooo much hotter and Andre is an idiot, but who knows who will win... I'm over that show.

Fierce Updates

It's Clay Aiken's birthday! He's pretty old, actually; I had no idea. 29. Wow. In his honor, I checked out his audition on YouTube and remembered the olden days... The boy goes off.

In other news, even Fox News is reporting that Tila Tequila is straight! I read about this earlier today but wanted to wait 'till I found some more substantiated evidence, and I figure that if Fox News has a story about it, it must be legit. Apparently Tila has a boyfriend and is just doing the show for attention--what a novel idea! Ha. When I watched the first few episodes, I have to admit that I was skeptical about her sexuality. I mean, I've had plenty of women in my life who have gone through a "bisexual stage" and I can completely understand where she might be coming from. Let's face it: who doesn't want to be on TV surrounded by both gorgeous women and slightly better-than-average looking men?

I Love New York. Really, I do. She has to be one of the craziest people on reality TV, and her show has become one of those ones that is on VH1 basically all the time. I actually don't know when the new episodes are on, but that doesn't matter, because I have seen every episode multiple times. New York's breasts are inspiring; I don't know how she manages to keep the nipples covered most of the time. Most of the guys this season are pretty whatever (especially Tailor Made--what an idiot), but New York and her mother make it totally worth it. If you haven't checked out this show yet, you totally should... Especially if you like crazy black divas whose mothers are dramatic Christians and they work together to pick "True Love" for the aforementioned crazy black diva from a field of dudes with names like Punk and Buddha and sometimes they have to do stupid challenges like cook or make a business presentation and regularly break into physical violence all for the sake of entertainment... I mean, all for the sake of finding the love of a lifetime.

It's Friday night, so that means that there aren't really any new shows on... I guess I can get off of my couch and go do something.