"set the record straight"

Dina and Ali Lohan were on The View recently and they are just so insane!  If I hear the phrases "set the record straight" or "a normal family" from them one more time, I might explode.  Ali Lohan is seriously NOT 14 years old...  The record is straight: they're not a normal family.  But they're amazing.  Living Lohan premiered earlier tonight and I am curious to read some reviews about it...

That's all for now, folks.

Kierra Bell, my hero. etc.

Does news count as reality TV?  You betcha it does, especially when it's this fierce!  The president pro-tem  of the Detroit City Council recently called her superior a "Shrek" during a Councilmeeting, so a news agency in Detroit set up a panel of 8th-graders to talk to the woman about how she handled the situation.  One of the girls, Kierra Bell (who is in 8th grade!!!) totally took her to TOWN.  It is fierce--please watch.  Kids are so smart these days!!!

Both Living Lohan and Denise Richards: It's Complicated are getting bad reviews.  Surprised? I'm not.

That's it.  Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

Wednesday Afternoon News

I agree with Perez: Ali Lohan is creepy!  There's something so strange and completely unnatural about her, don't you think?  Gives me the willies...

The second season of Tila Tequila's A Shot At Love is starting of with a bang!  It didn't take the trashy straight guys long before they started drinking too much, hitting one another, and getting thrown out of the house and off the show!  Tila should have chosen what's-her-name from last season and been done with it.

Kristi Yamaguchi won season four of Dancing with the Stars!  Yay!  She's totally fierce and was probably the favorite from the beginning.  Her partner ain't bad, either...  Mmmmm, Mark Ballas...

Check out these pics of Aubrey from Danity Kane after a hot night on the town with Jesse McCartney!  Work.  They are both SO fierce.  I totally thought Jesse McCartney was gone forever, but now that he's 21 and totally hot, he has managed to get back on the scene.

A few other tidbits...

I don't think I'll actually watch the show, but this preview looks amazing for Living Lohan, which does not star Lindsay.  Ali Lohan is so strange looking.  Ew.  And Dina (the mom) looks like she's had some work done VERY recently.

Here are some predictions for a few of the season finales that will be airing over the next week, courtesy of Reality TV Magazine.

LC just can't seem to keep her best friends!  Perez has some evidence that Lauren and Audrina may be the next Hills "friends" to part ways.