Ms. Aiken looking not fierce.

OK, I know he's kind of a celebrity, but why is Clay Aiken so ugly?  Adding insult to injury is that his friends are really hot!  I don't get it.  You'd think that he'd have some kind of stylist (read: new gay friend) who could help him out a bit.  Back on Idol he was a little funny looking, but not ugly.

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Final Thought: Happy Birthday, New York!  The big 27!  Are you still around?

Misc.

How cute is Clay Aiken's boyfriend?  Reed Kelly, Broadway star.  Loves it.  Good for Clay, you know?  I mean, it's about time that he ended up with someone fierce.  I can't help but wish that it were me, though...

Who is the next celebrity to appear on Dancing With The Stars, you ask?  It's none other than Stevie Wonder.  Interesting chocie, I say.  First of all, he's blind; second of all, I could never really imagine him on the show!

Final Thought: How hot is Maks?  A lot of people are bashing his recent red carpet pics, but I can't help but drool just a little bit.

Sunday news breaks...

This is sad.  Misty May-Treanor and her partner, the uber-hot Maksim Chmerkovsky, have had to drop out of Dancing With The Stars!  Misty apparently broke her ankle during a rehearsal for the upcoming week's show; I wonder how this will affect the voting--will they eliminate someone? Or maybe they'll bring back Kim Kardashian who was eliminated last week; it's not like she has anything better to do.

Here's the latest Governor Sarah Palin skit from Saturday Night Live, this time poking fun at her recent debate with Senator Joe Biden.  Good stuff.

Tonight's line-up on TV looks good!  Too bad I'll be at work.  :(

Since he's been out for a week or so now, Clay Aiken is super dramatic; he has taken to his own blog and let us hear it!  In his entry, he talks about the fame that comes with American Idol, why he chose to never directly comment on his sexuality until recently, and other gay snippets.

That's all.

BREAKING NEWS!!! / It's About Time

Well, after years and years of denying it, saying it was only between him and God, Clay Aiken has come clean--and come out of the closet!  Congrats, Clay!  I hope all of the 55-year old Claymates aren't too upset...  The news broke after his baby mama gave birth to a healthy child; Clay decided it was time to stop living a lie.  I think he's gonna be on the cover of next week's People magazine.

Fierce Updates

It's Clay Aiken's birthday! He's pretty old, actually; I had no idea. 29. Wow. In his honor, I checked out his audition on YouTube and remembered the olden days... The boy goes off.

In other news, even Fox News is reporting that Tila Tequila is straight! I read about this earlier today but wanted to wait 'till I found some more substantiated evidence, and I figure that if Fox News has a story about it, it must be legit. Apparently Tila has a boyfriend and is just doing the show for attention--what a novel idea! Ha. When I watched the first few episodes, I have to admit that I was skeptical about her sexuality. I mean, I've had plenty of women in my life who have gone through a "bisexual stage" and I can completely understand where she might be coming from. Let's face it: who doesn't want to be on TV surrounded by both gorgeous women and slightly better-than-average looking men?

I Love New York. Really, I do. She has to be one of the craziest people on reality TV, and her show has become one of those ones that is on VH1 basically all the time. I actually don't know when the new episodes are on, but that doesn't matter, because I have seen every episode multiple times. New York's breasts are inspiring; I don't know how she manages to keep the nipples covered most of the time. Most of the guys this season are pretty whatever (especially Tailor Made--what an idiot), but New York and her mother make it totally worth it. If you haven't checked out this show yet, you totally should... Especially if you like crazy black divas whose mothers are dramatic Christians and they work together to pick "True Love" for the aforementioned crazy black diva from a field of dudes with names like Punk and Buddha and sometimes they have to do stupid challenges like cook or make a business presentation and regularly break into physical violence all for the sake of entertainment... I mean, all for the sake of finding the love of a lifetime.

It's Friday night, so that means that there aren't really any new shows on... I guess I can get off of my couch and go do something.