Tuesday night news...

Katharine McPhee, one of my top 10 favorite Idol contestants ever, was dropped by her record label last year...  Sad.  However, she's getting another chance!  Hopefully this time the album will sell.  Her debut album was really good, it just didn't ever put out any hits.

VH1 will be putting out a new reality show this summer staring NFL star Terrell Owens.  Hmm... Will anyone watch?  If it was about Tom Brady or Brett Farve, they'd probably have a goldmine on their hands.

Who's the next "star" to sign up for Dancing With The Stars?  None other than Donny Osmond!  

I've watched a few episodes of Bret Michael's new show, Rock Of Love Bus.  It's trashtastic.  It's ridiculous.  Don't believe me?  Click here to see all that happened on the last episode.

K-Fed can dance.

Britney's ex Kevin Federline is apparently "in talks" with producers from Dancing With The Stars to appear on the next season.  Is this a joke?  I mean, they've definitely blurred the criteria for "stars" in the past, but this is ridiculous.

Friday night and the lights are low...

Apparently Cindy McCain had aspirations of making it big on reality TV.  She was in talks with producers to be on Dancing With The Stars, but it looks like John has said "no ma'am."  That would have been a pretty big deal I think...

The last episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County was so good I watched it twice in one night: once at home with Lora and one at the gym on the eliptical.  Why was it so good, you ask? Well, the ladies had a dinner party and purposely got Gretchen wasted.  See, Gretchen is this hot young lady who is engaged so some super old guy.  Anyhow, she had a few too many tequila shots and started laying it hard on Lori's son Ryan.

It's back!

American Idol is back for its 8th season, and it started out with a bang!  The new judge Kara DioGuardi, is totally fierce; at one point during an audition she tried to teach some slutty girl wearing a bikini how to really sing.  Ryan is looking great (as usual), and the talent is all over the place (as usual).

The final audition last night was this blind guy who has a beautiful voice and an even more beautiful brother.  What's really worth mentioning is how Ryan tried to give this guy a high-five. Yeah, that's right, he just put his hand up in front of a blind guy to try and slap skin.  What an idiot.  I forgive him.

In other Idol news, Jennifer Hudson is slated to make her comeback performance singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.  Best of luck, J-Hud!

Monday Morning snippets.

Ann Coulter was on The View today promoting her new book about how liberals are destroying America.  You know, as crazy as Elizabeth Hasslebeck is on that show, it doesn't come close to Ann Coulter's rantings and ravings.  She's insane.  How can she believe what she writes?  I don't know if I can think of anyone who is more criticized than her.

Final Thought: Are you reading The Fierce Life?  If not, you should.

Sunday Stories...

It took longer than I expected, but Bridget has finally decided to move out of the Playboy Mansion, just like her Girls co-stars Holly and Kendra did in October.  Sad times for Hef, sad times for all of us.  Bridget says that her moving out has nothing to do with the other girls leaving, but I can imagine that living in that house just wouldn't be the same without Holly and Kendra.

Kim Kardashian says she doesn't drink...  I don't know if I believe her.

There's a new show on VH1 tonight called Tool Academy.  It's about a bunch of "bad-boys" who unknowingly have signed up for "relationship boot camp."  Sounds terrible.  Actually, it sounds like a lot of other shows VH1 has been putting out lately.

He can't sing, but maybe he can write. Etc.

Remember Sanjaya?  Well, he was that annoying kid with the big/ugly hair on Idol a few seasons ago... Anyhow, he's not only releasing some new music soon, but he's writing a book.  Yeah.  It's a memoir titled Dancing To The Music In My Head.  How...gay.  There, I said it.

Trump's next season of The Apprentice is special.  It's Celebrity Apprentice.  Check out who has made the cut...  Who will be the first to hear, "You're fired"?

The Real World: Brooklyn premiered tonight (last night?).  It's the 21st season of the first true reality show, so you've got to give props.  I'm sure I'll catch some episodes in the future, but I probably won't be watching regularly.

Ms. Aiken looking not fierce.

OK, I know he's kind of a celebrity, but why is Clay Aiken so ugly?  Adding insult to injury is that his friends are really hot!  I don't get it.  You'd think that he'd have some kind of stylist (read: new gay friend) who could help him out a bit.  Back on Idol he was a little funny looking, but not ugly.

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Final Thought: Happy Birthday, New York!  The big 27!  Are you still around?