Sunday Night is for Reality TV!

Sooo much happened tonight! After watching The Hillz special, I caught MTV just in time for I Love New York 2. It was a turbulent episode in which the final four contestants' families came to the house to meet New York. Well, it was a fiasco, especially between Sister Patterson and Entertainer's mother. At the first dinner, Sister P was completely stoned, barely able to shake anyone's hand or say more than "hello." What a joke! Then, at a later dinner (cooked by New York [you couldn't pay me to eat that]), Sister P really went off to Entertainer's mother, proclaiming that her hair "look like [she's] wearin’ a beaver’s ass on [her] head." Completely funny, completely rude, yet completely true. At the end of the show, Entertainer was sent home. Not shocking. At this point, I have a feeling she'll pick Buddha.

Next, I tuned in to E! for the season premier of The Girls Next Door. I love that show, seriously. I think I would be a great addition to that house, too; all of those girls are SO fierce and SO funny. It was basically the same shenanigans for the girls, complete with a 4th of July send-off celebration for a bunch of Marines.

E! knew that people would tune in for Girls, so directly after it was the series premier of Snoop Dogg's Father Hood. I predicted that it would be bad, but I really had no idea. My friend Libby told me via text message that she's sick of seeing "spoiled rich kids" on TV, but I'm not. However, these kids aren't that cool and Snoop is not that important to the pop culture scene anymore. Anyhow, there were three good things about the show: 1. Snoop's daughter who is totally cute; 2. Snoop vacuuming the house; and 3. a preview of the season including a phone call from David Beckham. I sincerely hope that Snoop and Becks don't become friends; I really can't see Posh letting that happen, though.

Final Thought: America's Most Smartest Model is down to two contestants: Andre and VJ. VJ is sooo much hotter and Andre is an idiot, but who knows who will win... I'm over that show.

Breaking Reality News

So here's some breaking news. Julianne from DWTS is not only a two-time winner, but she is also a homewrecker. An hour after celebrating their win on The View, news broke that Helio Castroneves and his fiancee called off their engagement. Guess what? Something eerily similar happened last season, when Julianne and her fiancee broke off their engagement after rumors began swirling that she and Apollo Anton-Ohno shared more than chemistry in the ballroom. The good news is: it's no secret that Sabrina and Mark are an item, and I couldn't be happier. She is fierce and he is hot.

**Update: DWTS's season finale was the second most-watched show of the fall season! Work.

**Update: Mark Ballas is injured!

Also, Snoop Dogg will be the latest addition to the sub-genre known as Family CelebReality. His show, Father Hood, will be premiering on E! December 19. I don't really know what to make of this news... I guess time will tell, but I have a feeling it's not going to be a hit.

**Update: Father Hood is premiering tonight! Don't miss it.

That's it, really.