He can't sing, but maybe he can write. Etc.

Remember Sanjaya?  Well, he was that annoying kid with the big/ugly hair on Idol a few seasons ago... Anyhow, he's not only releasing some new music soon, but he's writing a book.  Yeah.  It's a memoir titled Dancing To The Music In My Head.  How...gay.  There, I said it.

Trump's next season of The Apprentice is special.  It's Celebrity Apprentice.  Check out who has made the cut...  Who will be the first to hear, "You're fired"?

The Real World: Brooklyn premiered tonight (last night?).  It's the 21st season of the first true reality show, so you've got to give props.  I'm sure I'll catch some episodes in the future, but I probably won't be watching regularly.

Wednesday morning news...

Celebrity Rehab is coming back for another season, and so far Aaron Carter is the biggest "celeb" who has signed up!  According to Perez, he was offered a spot on the last season of Dancing With The Stars but turned it down--what an idiot!

New reality show alert: RuPaul's Drag Race.  Seriously.  How amazing is that???

Whitney became the first plus-size model to win America's Next Top Model!  Congrats, girl.  Of course, some people just can't let her enjoy it--there's a conspiracy theory out there that the show tried to keep her "fat" over the season or something like that.  (Oh, the article is also interesting because apparently Tyra made a shout-out to the sister restaurant of the place I work--Houston's!)

NBC nixed the idea of having OJ Simpson on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.  Thank God.  

Never before have I wished I could be back in high school at this point in my life...  But now I do!  ABC has a show coming out this summer called High School Musical 3: Get In The Picture. Ahhhhhh!  One incredibly lucky person will be chosen to perform (in a music video) in (the end credits of) the movie with all of the stars (who will be filmed at separate times)!  I wish it could be me, but I don't think a 6'3" 23-year old with braces is exactly what they're looking for...  :(

"I love reality TV. It's my favorite to watch."

For mor gems like the quote above, check out Paris Hilton's AP interview about her upcoming show, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, which premiers on MTV next month.  What a ridiculous interview and an even more ridiculous premise for a show!  I can't wait to watch.

There are rumors going around that Donald Trump's Apprentice will have a very unlikely contestant on it's next "celebrity" season--OJ Simpson.  What???  I mean, obviously the guy needs a job or something, but should the beautiful and pure world of reality TV be tainted by such a shameful past?  

I haven't seen all of the performances yet, but I found out today that Carly Smithson was voted off American Idol last night.  I have to say that I'm a little surprised; I had her as one of my top three!  

Final Thought: Today is Kelly Clarkson's 26th birthday!  Happy Birthday, fierce original Idol.