Just a few updates...

Guess who's hosting the CMA's this year?  Country "singers" Julianne Hough, Kellie Pickler, and Taylor Swift.  Interesting choices, eh?  Hmmmm...  I think Julianne Hough has taken this reality TV thing too far; I mean, stick to one genre, ok?  Anyhow, I won't be watching, but it's newsworthy I suppose.

Work, Tyra!  Everyone's favorite hot tranny mess is the top earning female in primetime TV. Wow.  Last year she made $23 million.  Wow!  That's such a ridiculous amount of money for sitting on a couch gossiping (and groping) B-list celebrities and telling girls they are too ugly/unmotivated to be a model.  Ha.  

Why am I being so cynical today?  I'm not sure.  

Here's something to remove the cynicism...  It looks like this time it might be for real...  Have you seen it?  Secret video footage of a Britney rehearsal, possibly (hopefully!) for the VMA's which air tomorrow night.  My fingers are crossed...

B(r)its & Pieces

Yes!  This is what I've been waiting for.  Apparently Britney Spears' people are trying to get a network to pick of a reality show starring everyone's favorite train wreck.  It's a long time coming, I say.  My guess is that VH1 or MTV will end up taking the bait...

Did anyone watch the single episode of Secret Talents of the Stars on Tuesday night?  I didn't. Apparently no one else did, either, because the show has already been dropped.  Oops.  It's my opinion that stars should just stick to what they're good at (ie Paris Hilton and her failed singing career, Britney trying to make it as an actress, etc.).

Maybe I should start a new section called "Everyone's A Singer."  Julianne Hough from Dancing With The Stars is going to be singing the National Anthem at the Indy 500 this Spring!  What a joke.