Another Hills Spin-Off, etc.

Who's the next Laguna Beach or The Hills "star" to get her own spin-off?  Audrina Patridge! Duh. I knew it was only a matter of time.  Mark Burnett (Survivor, Big Brother, etc) will be the producer, and no network has announced yet that it will pick up Audrina's show.  This officially makes another spin-off of a spin-off: Laguna Beach--->The Hills--->Audrina's show...  What could be next?

Remember Slade, Jo's boyfriend, from the first season of The Real Housewives of Orange County?  If not, well, you're not missing much.  After that show, Slade and Jo had their own reality series, which I think was called Date My Ex.  Anyhow, Slade has been spending some time with a different real housewife: Gretchen, from the most recent season (or two). Innnnnnnteresting...  Sorta.

That's all, folks.

Friday Night News: West Coast Edition

Hey, how are you, what's up?  I'm in LA.  I wish I had some fierce firsthand gossip to share, but alas, I don't.  I stuck to my guns (and my regular blogs) and have come up with some recent reality TV news...

Bravo is working on a new show that's a take-off from the Gossip Girl idea...  It's going to follow around some "real" private school kids and show us how amazingly ridiculous they are.  I'll definitely watch.

The crazy Real Housewives of Orange County are definitely crazy.  Tamra and her (sorta hot) son Ryan had dinner with some long-lost relatives, and Ryan, as usual, got a little too close to an older woman.  The only problem: this time the older woman is his second cousin.  Yikes.

Friday night and the lights are low...

Apparently Cindy McCain had aspirations of making it big on reality TV.  She was in talks with producers to be on Dancing With The Stars, but it looks like John has said "no ma'am."  That would have been a pretty big deal I think...

The last episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County was so good I watched it twice in one night: once at home with Lora and one at the gym on the eliptical.  Why was it so good, you ask? Well, the ladies had a dinner party and purposely got Gretchen wasted.  See, Gretchen is this hot young lady who is engaged so some super old guy.  Anyhow, she had a few too many tequila shots and started laying it hard on Lori's son Ryan.

New Stuff! (On TV Edition)

Lots going on in the world of reality TV, and your favorite guide (that's me) is back and better than ever!  

Have you watched Date My Ex?  It stars Jo and Slade from Real Housewives of Orange County and, as your probably guessed, they are seeking out mates for one another.  How original, right? Anyhow, I watched a couple of episodes today and it's pretty bad.  I used to think Slade was super hot; however, in this show, he just looks like a deadbeat.  Jo looks great, and some of the guys she is dating are SUPER hot.

Project Runway is back!  Season five has some really talented designers--my favorites are Jerell and Leanne, even though I've really only seen two episodes.  It's strange not having Nina Garcia around; I don't know if I like it.  It seems like Michael Kors is getting a little bitter, too. In any case, what a great show!  Loves it.

Funny (?) things.

My favorite American Idol trainwreck, Jessica Sierra, has been banned from being within 100 feet of a camera.  Random, right?  Who knew that you could have restraining orders against a camera???  She apparently wanted to do another stint on Celebrity Rehab, but a court has struck that dream down.  Sorry 'bout it, girl.

Heidi Montag plans on winning an Oscar.  Seriously.

Steve-O from Jackass has been sober for 85 days.  Apparently he was arrested for cocaine possession or something like that a while back...  Whatever, he's hot.

So You Think You Can Dance?'s final audition show aired tonight, and they started the episode with clips from dancers from previous auditions who have made it to Vegas...  Check it out!

Remember The Real Housewives of Orange County?  Well, Lauri's son has gotten himself in trouble--again!  This time he was selling heroin and ecstasy outside of a Comfort Inn hotel. Classy.  If you're gonna sell drugs like that, try to be outside of at least a Hilton Garden Inn or something.  Amateur.