Monday Morning snippets.

Ann Coulter was on The View today promoting her new book about how liberals are destroying America.  You know, as crazy as Elizabeth Hasslebeck is on that show, it doesn't come close to Ann Coulter's rantings and ravings.  She's insane.  How can she believe what she writes?  I don't know if I can think of anyone who is more criticized than her.

Final Thought: Are you reading The Fierce Life?  If not, you should.

Life as a reality star...

...must be difficult!  And by "difficult" I mean "pretty not bad."

Anyways, I watched The Hills last night.  Even though I really don't like the show, it's only a half hour long, and watching those crazy girls' "real lives" helps to make me feel like mine is somewhat normal.  I think the only one I really have any empathy for is Lauren; I mean, she is constantly drawing the short straw in life, constantly being the under-appreciated one.  Heidi looks like she has a makeup artist following her 24-7, constantly ready to give her touch-ups. Audrina just doesn't do it for me; something about her face is just not right.  And Lo?  Ugh, don't get me started.

Well, it's official: Hugh and Holly's relationship is over.  :(  Holly spent some time chatting with a TMZ reporter and, at the end, she mentions that she has no pull with Hef any longer, since they're not together.  There's still going to be another season of Girls Next Door though, which Holly promises will be better than ever.

**Update**

In case you are still skeptical, Holly has released a statement via her blog regarding her relationship with Hef (as well as Bridget and Kendra), her current living arrangements, and her plans for the future.

Reality Birthdays:

American Idol champ (ha) Taylor Hicks--32

Matt Roloff from Little People, Big World--47

Singer turned Dancer Toni Braxton--41

American Idol Judge Simon Cowell--49

The View's Joy Behar--65

Miscellany--

OK, so, The View.  It's a whatever show, to be completely honest.  But every now and then, the bitches make a point.  Today's point is this: Elizabeth Hasselbeck is an idiot and Sarah Palin is not fit to be the President of the United States.  Watch and learn.

I mean, I am not politically-savvy enough to really commentate on the inadequacies of Sarah Palin, but my lady friends on The View really stuck it to Elizabeth as well as John McCain and the rest of the Republicans...  What are they thinking???  She's the Governor of Alaska.  I could be the Governor of Alaska.  It just doesn't make sense.

Basically (and I haven't said anything about this thusfar), it's time for everyone to Barack Out with your C*ck Out!

"set the record straight"

Dina and Ali Lohan were on The View recently and they are just so insane!  If I hear the phrases "set the record straight" or "a normal family" from them one more time, I might explode.  Ali Lohan is seriously NOT 14 years old...  The record is straight: they're not a normal family.  But they're amazing.  Living Lohan premiered earlier tonight and I am curious to read some reviews about it...

That's all for now, folks.