Thursday afternoon bits & pieces.

She was always my favorite on The Hills, and now MTV is rewarding Whitney Port with her own "reality" show!  The cameras will follow her as she jet-sets across the country from LA to NYC working for her fashion PR firm.  I'm mostly jealous that she gets to use the word "jet-set" to describe herself.

Who else is heading to reality TV?  That's right, Tara Reid.  Hahaha.  Don't worry, she's not going to be on American TV, but she'll be starring on Dancing With The Stars in Australia.  Ha!

What a rough life!  The next season of Survivor is being filmed in Africa, and they're having trouble getting shipments to arrive on time.  Because of that, the film crews have to sleep in tents!  TENTS!  In AFRICA!  Isn't that, like, a major step-up when you live in the jungle? Whatever, Jeff Probst is still hot.

YESSS!  David Archuleta has already signed an album deal with 19 Recording/Jive Records.  It's an obvious pairing, don't you think?